churchofcheesus:

my headphones have reached that stage where you have to hold them off the empire state building at a 39.5 degree angle and chant an african prayer for both sides to work

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• me: SHUT UP STOP REMINDING ME OF MY FAILED ATTEMPTS TO BE CLEVER.

I can’t be the only one not confused! LIKE WHAT THE FUCKERY IS EUROVISION!

The-Whore-In-My-Crux

…Then I realize…I have no friends

faerieeglow:

Omfg

every single day 

• me: i'm tired
• dad: it's because of your computer
• me: my eye hurts
• mom: your computer
• me: i'm hungry
• parents: computer

Reblog if you have an imaginary life inside your head 

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